Confession of Lagos Girl Who Has Sex With 21 Men Weekly [Simply SAMAD Exclusive +PHOTO]

Lagos girl - Simply SAMAD (Samod Biobaku)

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When it comes to prostitution in Lagos, different persons tend to see the ancient trade from different perspectives.

While the morally upright would hiss and curse at the sight of a call girl, a high profile client with large appetite for carnal matters would not miss the blissful promise the nocturnal calling holds for him.

Similarly, while many would not hesitate to charge at such a lady with names like Ashawo, Karuwa or Akwuna-kwuna, depending on the individual’s cultural roots, some would rather express preference for a more refined phrase like ‘Lady of the Red Light District, commercial sex worker, whore, etc.

However, regardless of the name, the trade remains the same – sex for money. When Simply SAMAD engaged a Lagos-based call girl in a lengthy conversation, the outcome was a hive of revelations.

What started with a courteous line of sympathy eventually morphed into a three-hour-long chat between Simply SAMAD and Kemi (real names withheld).

The conversation started when she declared that she was unhappy. Asked what the matter was, Kemi said she had just lost a substantial amount of money. Excerpts:

Why are you unhappy?
I have just lost some money. Continue reading


Ghosts of Birthday Cakes


In the last 10 years, I have gotten a birthday cake once and that was in 2011; it came from colleagues I worked with in Lekki… Ironically, in the last one decade, I have given out a total of 11 birthday cakes. Hmmmm… I was a year older again this year and nothing has changed. Perhaps, one day, someone will come into my life who will silence the ghosts of birthday cakes.

                                                – Simply SAMAD

Beautiful Nonsense


“Is she flashing her sexy Gucci heels but sounds like she attended a school where the teachers lit up the boards with dim lights, alcoholic drinks, spirits, deafening music, cigars and ladies from the Red Light District at 2am? Then she obviously went to school but isn’t educated.”

                                               – Simply SAMAD

#Education #Nigeria #Lagos

Love: One More Boyfriend


“I love you so much,” she would say to me countless times. Hmmmmmm…  I would look at her and smile. Yet, I wonder if that was what she said to the other guy I shared her heart with.

Time ticks away and I wonder what promise tomorrow holds.

                                 – Simply SAMAD

#Love #Lagos