When Murder Becomes a Culture

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“Why is no one openly condemning the practice of capturing humans at night in Lagos and killing them just because an Oba (king)  died? Ikeja is a glaring example of where this happens.”

                                 – Simply SAMAD

… And the wise old man says: “The government owes it’s citizens the responsibility to abolish certain barbaric practices.”

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A Lunch Date with Suicide

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“Suicide is when you suddenly run into the road to block a bus,  drag the driver of the bus,  deliver two deafening slaps to his face only to discover that the occupants of the vehicle are all clad in the identical colour of the Nigerian Army.”

                                    – Simply SAMAD

… And the old man says: “When angry, don’t draw words or actions you might regret.”